Monthly Archives: Februar 2012

Verehrte Olga!

Me

 

Verehrte Olga!

Leider muss ich Ihre Anfrage abschlägig bescheiden.

Ich lehne Drogen ab und daher ist ein Joint Leben, wie Sie es aufbauen wollen, überhaupt keine Option für mich. Vielmehr denke ich, dass Sie vielleicht schon zu intensiv ein solches Joint Leben geführt haben, denn Ihre Sprache scheint doch ein Kleines verwirrt.

Vielleicht sortieren Sie sich ein Bisschen, kommen erstmal wieder vom Stoff runter und überlegen dann, was Sie von der Zukunft erhoffen. Aber passen Sie auf, dass Sie nicht in Ihre Gruben fallen, auch, wenn diese freundlich sind.

Gruß,
Ihr Volker.

———- Weitergeleitete Nachricht ———-
Von: Olga <gmcarteles@hotmail.com>
Datum: 28. Februar 2012 00:09
Betreff: Hope for your answer!

Hallo. Wie geht es Ihnen? Ich hoffe, ich store dich nicht mit diesem Brief.
Ich habe Ihr Profil auf Dating-Agentur getroffen und beschlossen haben, schreiben
Sie. Hoffen, dass Sie mich mit Gegenseitigkeit zu beantworten und schreiben Sie mir.
Wie ist Ihr Name?
Mein Name ist Olga. Ich habe mich entschlossen, Ihnen zu schreiben, weil
Ich bin suchen die gute angenehmen Partner fur ein Joint Leben. Ich war noch
Nicht verheiratet. Ich bin Jahr und wunschen fur die Zukunft das Leben mit dem Aufbau
Mann, der mich lieben kann und immer mit mir in einem Leben zu gehen. Ich sende Ihnen
Foto denn das man sich vorstellen kann mich besser. Wenn du mich magst, ich werde sein
Freuen uns auf Ihre Nachricht und Ihre Bilder zu sehen. Auch ich schreibe Ihnen mehr
Uber mich. Ok?
Mein Briefkasten ist: olgauuuu@yahoo.com
So wird freuen uns Ihren Brief
Mit freundlichen Gruben Olga

Kreditdeterminismus [Update]

Im Science-Fiction-Film Gattaca geht es um ein sehr heikles Thema: Genetischer Determinismus. Ein junger Mann darf nicht Raumfahrer werden, weil er eine genetische Besonderheit hat, die das Risiko von Herzerkrankungen bei ihm steigert – auch, wenn derzeit noch keine gesundheitlichen Probleme bestehen. Continue reading

Ein Brief vom nigerianischen Präsidenten Dr. Goodluck Jonathan. An mich. Ich ersticke gerade fast vor Lachen.

From: Dr.Good-luck Jonathan <xut@cugb.edu.cn>
Date: 2012/2/9
Subject: From President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria+
To: ..@cugb.edu.cn

Dear Sir,

The desperate situation concerning unpaid contract funds have led to an uproar by some Americans at the America Embassy in Nigeria, with such details published in some of the Nigeria Dailies. I have met with international community’s concerning this pressing problem and we have had an agreement with the Italian Minister of Finance to release your contract funds from the Federal Government reserve held in the Central Bank of Italy. Owing to these facts, I instructed the Central Bank of Nigeria Governor to submit to my office contractors list whose payments have been inaccessible for more than two year.

I have been briefed by our financial consultant that the banks in Nigeria will never be able to make direct transfer to contractor abroad because of banks executive financial gains and selfishness. It is alarming to note that funds that have been approved long time ago for payments are used by bank executive for private businesses. As a result of this, I have ordered that you will be paid by the Central Bank of Italy from the federal government reserve account.

We have also reviewed documents from various banks and noted that huge sums of monies have been collected from contractors for payment of manipulated fees by these bank executives. On that note, I want to inform you that whatever fee demanded from any office in Nigeria or Bank is not legal and should never be adhered to following my recent findings on a lot of unexposed dealings by bankers, ministry workers, including the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation. At this juncture, I advise you stop any communication with banks, NNPC, DEBT MANAGEMENT OFFICE, FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE, SECURITY COMPANIES or any department of the government of Nigeria as I have ordered your payment from the Central Bank of Italy. The only modality that I have put in place to aid your payment, would be for you to travel to Italy with your original copies of Contract award certificate and job completion certificate where you will be met at your arrival by Italian Government fiduciaries agent that will take you straight into central bank of Italy to sign the release order from the office of the Governor of Central Bank and your funds will be released to your account immediately without having to go through unprecedented procedures.

My reelection as president of the Federal republic of Nigeria is to bring to our people a true sense of honor. The government of America has shown tremendous support for my candidature with an agreement for me to reform the country with our rich oil wealth. I am also very sure that contractors who get paid under my supervision will add a spice to my campaign organization worldwide by telling the world about my actions and intentions to move Nigeria Forward.

I implore everyone of you who have made Nigeria great by executing one contract or the other in our oil sector, educational sector and all sectors of the economy will be paid on confirmation to me that you would be able to travel to Italy where you will be taken to the central bank of Italy by the Ministry of Finance fiduciary agent Mr. Alberto Rossi in Italy.

Once I hear from you, I will give you a signed document from my office that will empower your payment from the Central Bank of Italy.

Kindly help us to serve you better and make Nigeria a better place for your business.

Yours Truly,
Dr.Good-luck Jonathan.
President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.